Posts tagged Anti-Valentines
Valentine's Flip

Is it too early to mention the ‘V’ word?

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Ah, Valentines. The most cursed & contrived of all the holidays. Couples dotingly gazing across each other eyes; yearning Lady, horny Tramp, unbroken spaghetti. ‘Oh but our love is special and unique’ and… shared with two dozen other pairings clinking and slurping and carefully concealing unruly gas.

Maybe you’ll get laid tonight if you go for the oysters and bellini lovers-combo starter? A sparkly heart-shaped flan could seal the deal? Should we stay for the aphrodisiacs coffee?

It blows on our side too. Flipping tables for pairs. Often awkward service. Nonsense specials. People staying too long, leaving too soon. is it busy enough to be a vibe but quiet enough to be intimate? No spark, no fun. Bring In The Singles.

This year we’re going singles only. We’ll throw in some solid party-starters courtesy of our pals at Tito’s Vodka (plug) & our CBD kitchen (plug 2); mix with a group of up-for-it people, loud music, some off-kilter conversation starters and we have the tonic for a good night out.

Interested? ~ sign up below to bypass our normal bookings procedure and we’ll send you full details the week before:

13.02.19 NB ~ due to excessive demand this list is now full to women and we have a spots only left for men!

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